anecorbie on Aug 16, 2017 wrote:

Well, Aurora, your joke post is one of many in the history of the P101 message boards. Just do a search for "jokes" and see the wonderfully funny humor from the P101 players.

Helpful Aurora Par... on Aug 15, 2017 wrote:

Haha, funny topic! I actually made a topic long ago before you did; it grew into a Hot Topic and then got locked due to time and not many people posting anymore. This was actually on these boards, not Wizard101, that I brought it on.

I'll add some in time, but I have yet to see what you create!

Diverteix-Te,
Et veuré a Skyways!

1. What type of animal in Pirate101 do you get when they say bye to a relative? Bison! (Bye, son.)
   

Dead Eye Luke on Aug 17, 2017 wrote:

This is less of a joke but more of a comedic look on things...

Level 70 pirates have 20+ companions. Theoretically, you can bring a set of 3 different companions and not send any of them on a task.

So what I picture here is whenever we enter a dungeon, we bring 20 companions trailing behind. While 4 of us battle, the rest of them just sit and watch and make mojo popcorn or something. What do they do?

Dead Eye Luke on Aug 17, 2017 wrote:

This is less of a joke but more of a comedic look on things...

Level 70 pirates have 20+ companions. Theoretically, you can bring a set of 3 different companions and not send any of them on a task.

So what I picture here is whenever we enter a dungeon, we bring 20 companions trailing behind. While 4 of us battle, the rest of them just sit and watch and make mojo popcorn or something. What do they do?

ValkoorTheVictorio... on Aug 20, 2017 wrote:

What do you call a Buddhist Monquistan that lives in the Himalayas, and loves to gamble?

....a Ti-bettin' Monk.

(hardy...harrr....harrr-ibble)

That one was so bad that I must try to redeem myself...

Why did Ratbeard get so mad when Catbeard threw trash on the floor?

.....what? -- wouldn't you be mad if you stepped in kitty litter?

(no redemption there...I'll give it one last try)

So, the other day a rally was held in Avery's Court in order to help raise public awareness and sympathies towards the rights and feelings of Zombies and the general, lively undead.

Yes their skin is rather unappealing...or is that a peelin'?...And yes they often drag their feet when given tasks...And sure, they do absolutely lack a little in the brains department -- but they are people too! Well...at least they were once upon a time! But that doesn't mean they don't deserve to be heard. To know a zombie's turmoil is to hear one speak -- "Every day, I feel I lose a little bit of myself!" So sad and heartbreaking (provided they had one to break), yet so very true!

The rally had quite a healthy turnout as Zombies from across the Spiral appeared in the flesh (eh, kind of) to speak of their misfortunes and all the prejudices that they encounter as they risk life and limb (literally) to keep the Spiral safe. It was a bit disappointing though, because the guest speakers were, quite frankly...a bit lifeless and had rotten attitudes (among other things). Including the main guest speaker, an undead buccaneer avenger, who practically fell apart on stage when his voice could not be heard, even despite him yelling into the microphone until he was blue-er in the face, thus leaving him as he already was...out of breath!

Seems technical difficulties arose and there was indeed a Dead Mic up on stage!