RRRRZZZZ419 on Apr 9, 2018 wrote:

I got to thinking about how the "What's Cooking In The Taverns" post has been a big hit and figured it's time for hopefully the next big idea. What if everyday somebody posted a weather report for Skull Island and the other words in Pirate 101? Here would be an example:

Skull Island Weather Forecast for 04/09/2018, partly cloudy with a 10% chance of rain, high temperature 69 degrees Fahrenheit, low temperature 38 degrees Fahrenheit.

That's actually a good idea! Let's get creative, fellow Marauders - let's get creative!

*News music plays*

News Reporter: Hello, everyone! I hope you all are having a great week. Today's forecast at Polaris Weather for 04/09/2017 predicts that there will be a blizzard all day today, with the temperature being -19 degrees. Of course, the windchill factor makes it feel like -45 degrees. Stay warm, Penguins!

Tomorrow will be predicting snow. And then Wednesday will be predicting snow... And it seems the rest of this week's forecast is, um... Snow. Tune in next time!

Helpful Aurora Par... on Apr 9, 2018 wrote:

That's actually a good idea! Let's get creative, fellow Marauders - let's get creative!

*News music plays*

News Reporter: Hello, everyone! I hope you all are having a great week. Today's forecast at Polaris Weather for 04/09/2017 predicts that there will be a blizzard all day today, with the temperature being -19 degrees. Of course, the windchill factor makes it feel like -45 degrees. Stay warm, Penguins!

Tomorrow will be predicting snow. And then Wednesday will be predicting snow... And it seems the rest of this week's forecast is, um... Snow. Tune in next time!

Ah, but how much snow? Let the betting pools begin.

Helpful Aurora Par... on Apr 11, 2018 wrote:

Blizzards, as previously mentioned.

A freak blizzard hit Monquista, dropping 2 mm of snow. Monkeys panic. Bishops say it may be a sign of the Bananapocalypse .
Meanwhile in Polaris, The weather was fair, with an afternoon flurry dropping only 1 fathom of snow. Winter Fair market remains in full swing.

'Tis a fine, soft day here in Albion. This morning had fog rolling in from the skyway, but was burned off by noon, some drizzle is expected this evening, settling into a fine mist tonight.
This is what keeps Albion green, ye see.

LOL! Those were hilarious! (And great Benjamin Franklin reference, too! )

sirkamron61 on Apr 15, 2018 wrote:

It appears that a new weather phenomenon is happening in marlybone where it is dark all day. Dog everywhere are cowering in their homes, and everyone is blaming the armada. This has been going on for weeks now if we don't get light soon what will happen to marlybone?

Now we know where the ash from the Waponi's volcano has drifted to; it is in Marleybone, darkening the air and making swirls in the sky.

kingme655 on Apr 17, 2018 wrote:

Today's report is lots of fire in dragonspyre. And in azteca x looks at paper x We're all gonna die? Who wrote this?

The Sky is falling! The Sky is falling! ( Literally )