Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 7, 2016 wrote:

Hey forums! I just had a great idea come to mind. So thats why I have made here, drumroll please, A PIRATE SONGS THREAD! You can basically post your own piratey shanty! Have ye a wonderful time me hearties!

Here's me rap/song:

Salin' the seven seas,
A pirate I be,
With me cutlass and me hook,
and the navigation skills of Captain Cook.
Challenge me to naval fight i dare ye,
you up for it? Hah, you'll escape with your life, barely.
My crew, shine brighter than my deck,
Is that your crew? Wait no thats just a speck!
Yarr, you call that a plunder?
The most valuable thing you took with you was some lightning and some thunder!
Me hearty, you can't call yourself a pirate,
Your ship may have a cannon but you don't even know how to fire it!

You still got the wit to think that I'm outmatched?
Well then at least when my ship gets hit my Gaspard de Vole can fit out the exit hatch!

Ye, scallywag.
Raise that white flag.

Hope You enjoyed! Sorry about the punctuation!
Just a side note, there is a tune for it but until I make a way to show it I'll leave it up to interpretation!
Post your shanties below!

Yar, Rap Battle it is, matey!
Lol, give me time to think of one!

TheSpiderBozz on Jul 8, 2016 wrote:

Oh my yes. My creative spark is starting to become a full-on FIRE.

I be a pirate, yes, it be true.
Travelling the spiral, both red world and blue,

And when we fight, we fight with guts,
Giving the enemy deep, deep, cuts.

First, we'll sail through the isle of skulls,
Searching for treasure with swords never dulled.

Then we will go to the monkey world,
Helping a resistance with our tails never curled.

Then the ship will move through the clockwork base,
trying to survive against the Armada ace.

And now we must move through frontier times,
Searching for the bull that thwarts crimes.

Finally, we go through a Chinese land,
Looking for turtle balls, with our lives at hand.

Now you know our story, so tell your friend,
about the crew that the armada wants to end.

So? how is it?

Ok, I have the Marleybone, Aquila, and Valencia Part 2 parts. Imagine these before the end bit.

Now we must travel through the dog-filled streets,
Never wasting time in those comfy seats.

We must now go to the god's domain,
Bringing to the Minotaur lots of pain.

Once again, we go to the Armada's home,
working for the resistance with some good backbone!

There! The continuation of my pirate song!

I be a pirate ye that be me,
Though what ye don't know is ye don't wanna mess with me.

At the age of 9 I plundered for gold,
I came back with a heap of platinum.
Now I be richer than the guy who made Yum.

Yo ho ho and a battle of Yum,
Yea I even richer than that lame ol' Cpt. Gun!

I even faced Captain Blood in battle
Yea he faced death in a few seconds.
As for me I emerge victorious,
No one fiercer than me, not even King Artorias!

Thats right,
I faced the Round Table's Knights!

You can try to out-rap me,
But soon you will see ...

I am the king of rappin'
I even could be called CAPTAIN!

(I drop the Mic to the floor.)

anecorbie on Jul 8, 2016 wrote:

Yar, Rap Battle it is, matey!
Lol, give me time to think of one!

CringeySongwriter101! KI please hire me.

Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 8, 2016 wrote:

Well SpiderBozz, it may be better, but i'm not one to turn down a fight!

Battle me if ye dare!
You won't even harm a hair!

Ye challenging me crew then beware!
You'll be dead before ye've noticed we're there!

My El Toro was a champion when i first recruited him,
your's can't even beat the Rats of Nim!

My starting ship was a spiral galleon!
Your raft is slower than a limping stallion!

I've conquered Blood, Tso, Manchu and Kane!
Hah! Your crew's so weak even troggies are your bane!

Now just give up, you know you do don't stand a chance!
The only reason you were born was to go to a park and prance!

What an anti climactic ending!

Wow, good job! If I could give a bit of feedback to make it sound better, I think maybe you should add a question mark in between "Ye challenging me crew" and "then beware!". I think it would sound better than saying it in one fast sentence (you should keep it in the same line, and it would still be fast, just not AS fast). Not saying this because I think it's bad, just trying to be a good sport!

TheSpiderBozz on Jul 9, 2016 wrote:

Oh, I dare. I dare.

I am a pirate,
that doesn't go down without a fight,

so keep an eye on all your gold,
Because plunderin' never gets old.

Just make sure your beds are done,
cause my crew's about to have fun!

You think you stand a chance?
Our levels are gonna enhance!

Old Scratch had a vision...
That we were gonna blast you to submission!

your healers should probably train,
because we are bringing...
THE PAIN!

Beat that (though I did like your new one. Good job!). SpiderBozz out!

Boy, I'm running out of rhymes...

With my sword and my my shield,
you can't hurt me on the battlefield.

Never standing on our heels,
we'll dodge all your shots even without Battle Zeal!

Hold the line, whats that?
Keisuke's quad combo attack.

Lightning fast, you won't even last a second against him.

Watch out behind! Contessa's gonna blind you,
El toro coming in, you know what he's gonna do.

All your gold is mine, you won't have any time,
to cry about committing those crimes, for stealing all those dimes!

We're stronger than you, you'd need 10 needles and 10 spools,
to fix the damage that's been done.

After thousands of your puny raps you'll realise I won,
before it begun..

Around my hoodoo beware what you do!

Im gonna watch the son of Zeus destroy you

So maybe next time when you come back!

Your probably gonna pick that lazy slack

Your the orphan with a troggy and a stick as your crew

Woah, I best be scared of you, no!

I set the bar high, you set the bar low

And that raft of yours pfft, so slow

So next time you vs me in rhyme

I'm going to use you as my washing line!

Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 10, 2016 wrote:

Boy, I'm running out of rhymes...

With my sword and my my shield,
you can't hurt me on the battlefield.

Never standing on our heels,
we'll dodge all your shots even without Battle Zeal!

Hold the line, whats that?
Keisuke's quad combo attack.

Lightning fast, you won't even last a second against him.

Watch out behind! Contessa's gonna blind you,
El toro coming in, you know what he's gonna do.

All your gold is mine, you won't have any time,
to cry about committing those crimes, for stealing all those dimes!

We're stronger than you, you'd need 10 needles and 10 spools,
to fix the damage that's been done.

After thousands of your puny raps you'll realise I won,
before it begun..

10 needles and 10 spools? Sure, I will totally need to fix any damage...

I see you've gotten back up,
boy, you sure act like a pup!

Can't you see?
Your crew can barely beat a bee.

You want proof that me crew will win?
Then let me explain a few things with a grin.

We got Baar, the beastmaster,
who will kill you faster,
Than your foxes, or your rat's,
or even your cat's!

Next is Buffalo Bill,
Who has lots of skill,
with his gun in his hands,
Hint: sniping you is his plan!

Now, we have Hawkules!
His mighty power is sure to freeze,
His opponents in fear!
Especially when they hear he is near!

Finally, we have Handsome Dan,
he looks cute, but he isn't, he is a true man!
With a gun, and a sword, and even a bit of Rouse,
he will you in in a drowse!

Those were some of my best crewmen,
and all of your crew are gonna lose AGAIN!

I would say that your crew is great,
But look at your first mate, he's as useful as a crate!

Now try thinking of one to beat this one!

TheSpiderBozz on Jul 10, 2016 wrote:

10 needles and 10 spools? Sure, I will totally need to fix any damage...

I see you've gotten back up,
boy, you sure act like a pup!

Can't you see?
Your crew can barely beat a bee.

You want proof that me crew will win?
Then let me explain a few things with a grin.

We got Baar, the beastmaster,
who will kill you faster,
Than your foxes, or your rat's,
or even your cat's!

Next is Buffalo Bill,
Who has lots of skill,
with his gun in his hands,
Hint: sniping you is his plan!

Now, we have Hawkules!
His mighty power is sure to freeze,
His opponents in fear!
Especially when they hear he is near!

Finally, we have Handsome Dan,
he looks cute, but he isn't, he is a true man!
With a gun, and a sword, and even a bit of Rouse,
he will you in in a drowse!

Those were some of my best crewmen,
and all of your crew are gonna lose AGAIN!

I would say that your crew is great,
But look at your first mate, he's as useful as a crate!

Now try thinking of one to beat this one!

Why do I always post at midnight?

Listen here,
I'm a privateer,
a stronger foe,
you will never fear.

Watch me buff up my crew,
make a laughing stock of you,
yarr, ye souls, they just flew,
don't act like it's not true.

Marchioness,
lets just be honest,
she's succeeded,
where you were defeated.
Self-inspiring,
never tiring,
she'll be laughing,
as you're fleeing.

You're no match,
for Old Scratch,
a spookier creature you have never met.
Summon up,
his corsair,
you'll wish that you never came near.

Keep an eye out for Bonnie Anne,
try dodge her shots, if you can,
a sharper eye the spiral's never seen,
she'll finish you, I know she's keen.
Watch out for stock assault, whoops, too late,
she'll hand to you your head on a plate.

My crew-mates are fast, yours are as slow as a sloth,
bones so fragile they'd break from a moth,
watch out matey, we're coming for you,
ye've been warned about us, what you gonna do?

Don't worry little scallywag, don't get upset,
once we're done done with you challenging us you'll regret!

Whew, that was a tough one! But I think i've beaten yours! (I took some inspiration from your companion lineup one :D)

TheSpiderBozz on Jul 10, 2016 wrote:

10 needles and 10 spools? Sure, I will totally need to fix any damage...

I see you've gotten back up,
boy, you sure act like a pup!

Can't you see?
Your crew can barely beat a bee.

You want proof that me crew will win?
Then let me explain a few things with a grin.

We got Baar, the beastmaster,
who will kill you faster,
Than your foxes, or your rat's,
or even your cat's!

Next is Buffalo Bill,
Who has lots of skill,
with his gun in his hands,
Hint: sniping you is his plan!

Now, we have Hawkules!
His mighty power is sure to freeze,
His opponents in fear!
Especially when they hear he is near!

Finally, we have Handsome Dan,
he looks cute, but he isn't, he is a true man!
With a gun, and a sword, and even a bit of Rouse,
he will you in in a drowse!

Those were some of my best crewmen,
and all of your crew are gonna lose AGAIN!

I would say that your crew is great,
But look at your first mate, he's as useful as a crate!

Now try thinking of one to beat this one!

We should pvp in game XD, not saying I want to stop rapping, it'd just be fun.

Wolf RavenBlood on Jul 10, 2016 wrote:

Why do I always post at midnight?

Listen here,
I'm a privateer,
a stronger foe,
you will never fear.

Watch me buff up my crew,
make a laughing stock of you,
yarr, ye souls, they just flew,
don't act like it's not true.

Marchioness,
lets just be honest,
she's succeeded,
where you were defeated.
Self-inspiring,
never tiring,
she'll be laughing,
as you're fleeing.

You're no match,
for Old Scratch,
a spookier creature you have never met.
Summon up,
his corsair,
you'll wish that you never came near.

Keep an eye out for Bonnie Anne,
try dodge her shots, if you can,
a sharper eye the spiral's never seen,
she'll finish you, I know she's keen.
Watch out for stock assault, whoops, too late,
she'll hand to you your head on a plate.

My crew-mates are fast, yours are as slow as a sloth,
bones so fragile they'd break from a moth,
watch out matey, we're coming for you,
ye've been warned about us, what you gonna do?

Don't worry little scallywag, don't get upset,
once we're done done with you challenging us you'll regret!

Whew, that was a tough one! But I think i've beaten yours! (I took some inspiration from your companion lineup one :D)

Wow, you sure are persistent. Trust me, I won't regret it.

Still standing, are you now?
You should just leave and have some chow.

Let me tell you something about swashbucklers,
Even in battle, we are known to be chucklers.

When I go in the black fog,
you won't hear my dialogue.

Then I use Assassin's Strike,
on your back, do you feel that spike?

You seem to have surrounded me, what's the deal?
You've left me no choice but to do the Dance of Steel.

Now for the Grand Shadow dance!
Those your moves? All you can do is prance!

Your still feeling strong, are you proud?
Not for long, here's Assassin's Shroud!

Trying to kill my crew? Wow, your dense.
Well, that's nice, but try my Gallant Defense!

You trying to attack me? Well, the tables are reversed,
because I can always Strike you First!

Hey, I dodged your attack, I should boast!
With a powerful, powerful Riposte!

Keeping your distance? Think you can hide in the shade?
Well, that's too bad, I'm gonna Hurl a few Blades.

You may have buffs, but that won't help you fight,
you'll be dead before you can, so don't think your bright!

You still think you can best me, you do?
Why don't you get the clue?

I will win, no matter the circumstance,
so don't think I will let you advance!

Whew! This is getting intense. But I think we both know the current best! *cough*mine*cough*

TheSpiderBozz on Jul 11, 2016 wrote:

That would be fun... if I had gotten to Valencia Part 2 yet. I am still lvl 65, and I can't play the main story without my game partner, and he needs a new computer (which he keeps putting off). I haven't even finished Aquila yet. Maybe once I turn lvl 70, but until then, I would rather not get demolished by a lvl 70 (unless you are also lvl 65. Then I have no problem with it).

Yeah I happen to be max, but give me a yell when you are too!