after a visit to the magical and beautiful land of the sewers we go to a tavern to celebrate. when ratbeard, bonnie ann, and kobie go down to the cellar to talk. they were hungry so they talked about there favorite food: bonnie ann: burritos are the best food, eating them is like eating waffles, there both squishy. kobie : i prefer rainbow cupcakes, they remind me of light bulbs. bonnie ann: how does a rainbow remind you of a light bulb?
rat beard: because there both delicious. bonnie ann: light bulbs aren't edible you git! rat beard: yes they are you burrito eating, ummm, burrito eater! for a quick second rat beard shakes and looks as if he is a x-ray picture. bonnie ann slaps face then says: you ate a light bulb didnt you. rat beard looks at her and then takes out a rainbow cupcake and chucks it at her. and then goes up stairs and screams and says YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME! and then he jumps out a window. later on the ship ratbeard hears a knock on his door and when he opens it he finds him self face first in front of a cannon. then he looks up and finds bonnie ann with a match grinning at him and then ratbeard covers his face and hears a boom...but nothing happens, he looks up and theres no cannon and no bonnie ann. he turns around goes to bed and when he lays his head down he hears a "beep" he turns around and sees a panel that says "emergency burrito bomb activated" and then his whole room blows up and is filled with burritos. thus begun the great burrito vs rainbow cupcake war.
ratbeard: after the wars his beard was so full of burrito shrapnel his nickname was "burrito beard"
kobie: after the war kobie opened a shop were they sold both rainbow cupcakes and burritos
bonnie ann: after the war she did some stuff.
captain avry: he ate my pie (going to seek vengeance)
jack nightgale lvl 42 bonnie ann's most wanted