Pirates, I have just had an idea, what if, since our parents were so go fighters and stuff, instead off killing em, the armada took them in, brain washed them, killed our mom, and made our dad Kane! Like they took in jango fett to be the clone trooper template!

fearless robert sp... on Jun 1, 2014 wrote:

Pirates, I have just had an idea, what if, since our parents were so go fighters and stuff, instead off killing em, the armada took them in, brain washed them, killed our mom, and made our dad Kane! Like they took in jango fett to be the clone trooper template!

Except you've forgot one very important fact-timing. The Armada emerged during the Polarian War; lead by Kane. Our parents were roaming the Spiral and the livin' the fine piratin' life at the same time, we had not yet made our bouncin' baby debut. So, if ye be lookin' fer KI to repeat this very tired theme, sorry lads and lassies, it's not gonna happen! Of course I could be wrong, naahhhh!

Sir That Guy on Jun 2, 2014 wrote:

lol, i love star wars and their references, plus that will be neat!

lol i am a star wars the clone wars dork XD

GASP!!!

If that's true, than maybe the Armada isn't working against us after all! Perhaps Kane wants to 'capture' us so he can reveal that he is your father!

And when he wants to find Map pieces, its isn't because he wants to take over the Spiral, he just pretends that. In truth, he really wants to do whatever he can to help us reach our goal because he loves us!

Of course, he never would have told the other Elites this, because they're selfish, greedy, insolent, urm, should I continue? And as they never would've understood, the Elites would have booted Kane, and made Deacon their leader! Which would have been very Bad.

What he doesn't realize, though, is that had Deacon never captured us in the first place, we never would have become pirates, and therefore never have gone on this wild goose chase to find all the pieces.

But maybe Kane sent Deacon to find us, 'capture' us, and bring us to Valencia for that whole aforementioned thing. What he didn't plan on was us escaping, so he sent more soldiers after us, and the cycle continues until we find out about El Dorado.

What do you think? Makes perfect sense to me, but what about you?

~Merciless Emma Jenkins

totallyawesomepira... on Jun 4, 2014 wrote:

GASP!!!

If that's true, than maybe the Armada isn't working against us after all! Perhaps Kane wants to 'capture' us so he can reveal that he is your father!

And when he wants to find Map pieces, its isn't because he wants to take over the Spiral, he just pretends that. In truth, he really wants to do whatever he can to help us reach our goal because he loves us!

Of course, he never would have told the other Elites this, because they're selfish, greedy, insolent, urm, should I continue? And as they never would've understood, the Elites would have booted Kane, and made Deacon their leader! Which would have been very Bad.

What he doesn't realize, though, is that had Deacon never captured us in the first place, we never would have become pirates, and therefore never have gone on this wild goose chase to find all the pieces.

But maybe Kane sent Deacon to find us, 'capture' us, and bring us to Valencia for that whole aforementioned thing. What he didn't plan on was us escaping, so he sent more soldiers after us, and the cycle continues until we find out about El Dorado.

What do you think? Makes perfect sense to me, but what about you?

~Merciless Emma Jenkins

makes sense to me, but now i feel kinda stupid XD ecause kane ordered the killing of our parents, so he could not have been our dad XD

jamual heath on Jun 9, 2014 wrote:

SPOILERS BELOW!!!
this could be false, remember the last skull island mission where your father talks to you???

If you are referring to the Crystal Cave in the Valley of the Gold Monkey, that was his spirit speaking, he specifically says "find our graves"

kane- "young pirate i am your father."

Well, it would be more like:
Kane- "Gaspard never told you what happened to your father."
Me- "He told me enough! He told me you killed him!"
Kane- "No. I am your father!"
Me- "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"


Clever Sam Jones

Pokopolypse on Jun 2, 2014 wrote:

In the game it says that Kane was the first Armada troop, so your father couldn't have been captured by the Armada and then made into Kane. When Kane was built, he was the only clockwork.

Well they maybe could of cloned kane. maybe your father took a trip to Valencia and got lost in the factory and your mother was worried and looked for him and she got killed and your dad killed kane but got brainwashed by Deacon to Become kane2

Polaris1055 on Jul 4, 2014 wrote:

Well they maybe could of cloned kane. maybe your father took a trip to Valencia and got lost in the factory and your mother was worried and looked for him and she got killed and your dad killed kane but got brainwashed by Deacon to Become kane2

that also makes sense. o my word i'm so freaking confused.