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Funniest pirate joke thread!

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Captain
Oct 26, 2012
524
Ahoy me hearties! I don't know if this is already there, but Lets make a pirate101 joke thread! Here is one joke: what is an aquilans favourite pirate? a spARRtan.

Silver Dino Hawkins lv 65
Captain
Oct 26, 2012
524
Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? They think there are seven C's!
Ensign
May 30, 2011
15
Good jokes guys. I don't know if I have a joke. Uh.... Sorry, I can't think.
Administrator
Golden Guardian on Sep 8, 2013 wrote:
Why can't pirates learn the alphabet? They think there are seven C's!
(Either that or they can't get past RRRRRR.)

Thanks for the laugh, Golden Guardian.
*One-Eyed Jack, Your Pirate101 Community Manager*
Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6204
You have heard that pirates are very tough and they never cry. That isn't quite true, they do cry but only when they are alone.
That way it's a Private Tear.
Bosun
Aug 08, 2012
318
One-Eyed Jack on Sep 9, 2013 wrote:
(Either that or they can't get past RRRRRR.)

Thanks for the laugh, Golden Guardian.
It gave me a laugh too!
Captain
Feb 27, 2009
505
Why does the Armada wipe out Pirates? Because the Arrmada are Robot Pirates. They want to be the top dogs. Lol
Captain
Oct 26, 2012
524
One-Eyed Jack on Sep 9, 2013 wrote:
(Either that or they can't get past RRRRRR.)

Thanks for the laugh, Golden Guardian.
wow its an honour to have you comment jack! Lol. and on that note, why are pirates called pirates? They just arr.
Captain
Oct 26, 2012
524
Chrissy Th'Blesser on Sep 9, 2013 wrote:
You have heard that pirates are very tough and they never cry. That isn't quite true, they do cry but only when they are alone.
That way it's a Private Tear.
Nice joke matey!
Gunner's Mate
Oct 11, 2012
283
What does Scylla and Charybdis like to eat most?

(cricket pause)

Fish and Ships!

(wild sitcom laughter)
Pirate Overlord
Mar 10, 2009
6204
The Undead Obeah on Sep 11, 2013 wrote:
What does Scylla and Charybdis like to eat most?

(cricket pause)

Fish and Ships!

(wild sitcom laughter)
Lol, Love the sound effects. Nice touch .
Captain
Dec 11, 2010
748
Why are swashbucklers so clean?

Because they are sWASHbucklers
:P

Why movies do pirates like watching?

Argh Rated ones
Petty Officer
Sep 27, 2013
84
Rachel Dreamsong on Sep 12, 2013 wrote:
Why are swashbucklers so clean?

Because they are sWASHbucklers
:P

Why movies do pirates like watching?

Argh Rated ones
Hahahahahaha.
Petty Officer
Sep 27, 2013
84
SandySoniaCog on Sep 9, 2013 wrote:
Good jokes guys. I don't know if I have a joke. Uh.... Sorry, I can't think.
I can't think either. D:
Petty Officer
Aug 13, 2012
92
um how about this joke well its not that much piratey but I think it still works

a loan ship was sailing in the skyway the first mate
barges into the captains quarters saying there is an enemy ship up on the horizon
the captain looked at his first mate and says "bring me my red shirt"
the first mate was confused but had did what his captain says
the captain puts on the red shirt and had got the crew ready for battle
after that the battle was over and they won
later that day the first mate asked the captain why he would wear the red shirt in battle
the captain replied "I wore the red shirt in case I got hurt the crew won't noticed and would continue to fight on"
the first mate was amazed of how brave and clever the captain is
after a couple of weeks the first mate barges in the captain quarters again saying twenty enemy ships on the horizon
the captain looked at his first mate and says "bring me my brown pants"
First Mate
Oct 15, 2012
449
Q: what did Captain Avery say when he walked into Emma's bakery?
A: where are you PIErates?
Petty Officer
Feb 24, 2012
98
What did th' pirate shout when someone asked him if he knew any scurvy pirate jokes? ARRRR ye kiddin' me... How does a trusty parrot start a knock knock joke? Squawk, squawk!

ugly hope leech
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
Love the Joke, Doctor- very funny

Alright, I'll give it a try but please bear with me- I just thought of it and it's rather cheesy

Why did the pirate have a dollar bill sticking out of the side of his head?

.....Because he was a Buckinear
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
I just thought of another one

What did Kobe Yojimbo say to his mom on his first day of school

...Mommy I am sure going to Moosh U
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
A pirate captain walks onto his ship looking very distressed and wearing a paper towel on his head.

The crew looks at each other puzzled. Out of concern for their Captain, the 1st mate asks,
"Captain what be troubling ye, why do ye look so worried?"

The Pirate Captain looks at him with an intense gaze and says,
"Arrr....because ye see, I have a Bounty on me head!"

(Can't take full credit for this one. Saw a version of this on a pirate joke website. Just changed it around a bit)
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
This joke may only make sense to pirates like myself who have been sailing the high seas for some time now.

What is the Water Mole Spearman's favorite TV show

.....Mork and Mindy.....(Nanu, Nanu)
Dread Pirate
Jun 17, 2013
2743
What did the pirate say when his peg leg fell into the frozen sea

.....Shiver me timbers